How True

I'm taking a break from my house that looks like a tornado flew threw since our trip to post a note. I figured I'd start by giving you something to smile about.

My friend, Tosha, sent these to me. I'm not going to publish them all at the same time because I need some to post every now and again. These are some random thoughts that someone came up with, and after you read them, you'll find yourself saying, "now isn't that the truth!"

- Nothing IS WORSE more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

- I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

- There is great need for a sarcasm font.

- How in the world are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

- Was learning cursive really necessary?

- Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

- Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the Person died.

- You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

- I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

- I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

- I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

- I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

(since I have GPS gurus reading this, I thought I'd include those!)